With apologies to Sir Mix-A-Lot and as tribute to RockOn....
I like calling bottoms and I cannot lie
You other analysts can't deny
That when the FED walks in with an itty bitty rate
And a stack of TIPS in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that yield was stuffed
Deep in the credit they sharing
I'm hooked and I can't stop swearing
Oh baby, I wanna swap with you
And take your money
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that yield you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-yield
You say you want my AAA bond?
Well, I'll use you, use you
'Cause you savin' my liqudity risk
I've got clients callin'
Gonna freeze out from sellin'
'Cause I ain't got liqudity yet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' this bottom ain't the thing
Take the average hedge man and ask him that
They down with a traunch like that
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
You think I called the bottom yet? (Hell yeah!)
Did you just compose that? Pretty cool