Top 10 phrases heard in a retirement brothel

[steelyman]

Here's one from you-know-who that I thought was funny and typed in a while ago:

(well, this is an EARLY retirement place, but I hope no one is offended)


Number 10:

"Is that heavy breathing or labored breathing?"

Number 9:

"Talk dirty and loud!"

Number 8:

"My hip!!!"

Number 7:

"This time, you be the Kaiser"

Number 6:

"My other hip!!!!"

Number 5:

"It's been 4 hours - call 911!"

Number 4:

"Clear!!"

Number 3:

"Care to join me on the plastic slipcover?"

Number 2:

"Teeth out is another twenty"

... and Number 1:

"Welcome back, Regis!"

 

[ER Eddie]

"Talk dirty and loud!"

"Teeth out is another twenty"

Oh, that's kind of gross.

 

[unclemick]

You know you are past the ER age group when you BOTH take your teeth out!

heh heh heh -

 

[Mulligan]

You know you are past the ER age group when you BOTH take your teeth out!

heh heh heh -

Unclemick, that comment of yours should have never made it through the censoring filter on this website. Disgusting!

 

[FUEGO]

You know you are past the ER age group when you BOTH take your teeth out!

heh heh heh -

I read this as "when you take both your teeth out". Retirement joke, not dig on the South.

 

[CCdaCE]

Let's talk about my safe withdrawal rate.

-CC

 

[Koogie]

Let me put my glasses on so I can look at your assets. :-D

 

[powerplay]

These are pretty funny!