Worst Jobs Ever

Unfortunately, my favorite hoped-for job "hooters daily uniform fitter" (which in my vision involves a garden hose with about 10psi of cold water) has never been made available.... :(

Reminds me of a scene from the first movie Woody Allen wrote (but he didn't direct it nor star in it but he had a part) called "What's New Pussycat".

http://www.phespirit.info/comedy/notes/whats_new_pussycat.htm

MICHAEL JAMES:
Did you find a job?

VICTOR:
Yeah, I got something at the striptease. I help the girls dress and undress.

MICHAEL JAMES:
Nice job.

VICTOR:
Twenty francs a week.

MICHAEL JAMES:
Not very much.

VICTOR:
It's all I can afford.
 
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