I guess I shouldn't complain about the Canadian winters (at least not yet). 10C (50F) and sunny in Calgary today
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Comparing temperature in Canada vs the US (all temperatures in F)
+70 degrees
- Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
- People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.
+60 degrees
- North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
- People in Canada plant gardens.
+50 degrees
- Californians shiver uncontrollably.
- People in Canada sunbathe.
+40 degrees
- Italian & English cars won't start.
- People in Canada drive with the windows down.
+32 degrees
- Distilled water freezes.
- Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
+20 degrees
- Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
- People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.
+15 degrees
- Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
- People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 degrees
- People in Miami all die...
- Canadians lick the flagpole.
20 below
- Californians fly away to Mexico.
- People in Canada get out their winter coats.
40 below
- Hollywood disintegrates.
- The Girl Scouts in Canada are selling cookies door to door.
60 below
- Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
- Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
80 below
- Mt. St. Helens freezes.
- People in Canada rent some videos.
100 below
- Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
- Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
297 below
- Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
- Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.
460 below (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale)
- People in Canada start saying, "Eh, Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below
- Hell freezes over.
- The Leafs win the Stanley Cup