It's funny joke Thursday! 2005 - 2020

[Walt34]

Science can be fun:

 

[TromboneAl]

Someone posted this experience on Twitter:

The elevator doors opened up and a guy walked in the elevator. It was just me and him in there and he said "I love you."

I'm not rude so I said, "I love you, too"

He gave me a weird look and pointed at his Bluetooth.

 

[Markola]

Someone posted this experience on Twitter:

The elevator doors opened up and a guy walked in the elevator. It was just me and him in there and he said "I love you."

I'm not rude so I said, "I love you, too"

He gave me a weird look and pointed at his Bluetooth.

Now that’s funny. Haha.

 

[CaptTom]

Someone posted this experience on Twitter:

The elevator doors opened up and a guy walked in the elevator. It was just me and him in there and he said "I love you."

I'm not rude so I said, "I love you, too"

He gave me a weird look and pointed at his Bluetooth.

Reminds me of the time I was on the phone with a close co-worker. She was a busy working Mom, and I knew she'd been fielding phone calls from her spouse and kids all day, and was pretty frazzled, trying to get her work done, too.

So when, just before hanging up, she said "I love you," I knew it was just reflexive and not directed at me, personally.

It took her a minute or two before she realized what she'd said and called me back to apologize. We both had a good laugh.

 

[HFWR]

 

[Go-NoGo]

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Ha!

Although technically nothing wrong with the statement, now if they had said "Invented"..

 

[Walt34]

A radical suggestion:

 

[brewer12345]

A radical suggestion:

I like this one:

 

[brewer12345]

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[brewer12345]

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[NW-Bound]

A variation I guess - women always used to say to me "Yeah, and I'm the Queen of Sheba".

I have not encountered anyone claiming to be the Queen of Sheba, but just recalled this music with the French title "La Reine de Saba".

PS. Upon further research on the Web, I found that the above song has the exact title of "Ma Reine de Saba" ("My Queen of Saba"), which makes more sense for a love song than "La Reine de Saba" ("The Queen of Saba").

 

[Lewis Clark]

A radical suggestion:

Yes. It's called natural selection. : )

 

[brewer12345]

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[camfused]

Saw this today:

This would explain why Picard, the most English person ever to walk aboard a starship, continues to claim he is French.

 

[REWahoo]

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[HFWR]

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Sorry Charlie...

 

[Nemo2]

Sorry Charlie...

Always loved Charlie the Tuna.

 

[camfused]

Whenever we see a dinosaur at a museum or whatever, my wife and I think of the time we saw this in the checkout lane at the grocery store:

 

[Walt34]

Hope it never comes to this:

 

[travelover]

Hope it never comes to this:

Too late for me. I find the radio a distraction when I need to concentrate.

 

[TromboneAl]

Why you shouldn't wait for retirement to travel:

 

[Dtail]

Why you shouldn't wait for retirement to travel:

Many of us take afternoon naps. Perhaps not in public.....

 

[O2Bfree]

Many of us take afternoon naps. Perhaps not in public.....

Er, I thought they were dead...

 

[Chuckanut]

Why you shouldn't wait for retirement to travel:

Those two are the best pair of CIA counter espionage agents in the entire world. They can go anywhere, do anything and nobody suspects their true
mission.

 

[mickeyd]

I thought that #3 was pretty funny.
https://www.thinkadvisor.com/2019/1...nt=103019&utm_term=ta&slreturn=20190930144607