You guys (and gals!) get better everyday. Don't stop!
I especially like dirty jokes told by women-so Outtahere, no rest for the wicked!
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Ha: Outtahere has come up with some great ones, no doubt about it!
I hear most of the stories from my wife's hairdresser. I stopped by one time to take my wife out to lunch, and this gal started a rapid-fire
joke telling series that had me damn near in convulsions. Since that time, (knowing that I am a good audience), she never fails to send my wife home with a story for me.
Here's her latest:
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed away, a woman went to her grand-parents house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attck while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Obviously surprised, the woman told her grandmother that two people having sex when they are nearly 100 years old would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied Granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was on Sunday morning when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm-nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong. "She paused to wipe a tear and continued. "He'd still be alive today if that ****ing ice cream truck hadn't come along".