JPatrick
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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Re: Its funny joke Thursday!
Pretty good, but can you say it in pidgin?
Pretty good, but can you say it in pidgin?
"This officer has used my warship as a taxi to haul his alcoholic thirst and his genitals from one port to the next."Eagle43 said:These are actual quotes taken from employee performance evaluations.
Now that is funny!Nords said:"This officer has used my warship as a taxi to haul his alcoholic thirst and his genitals from one port to the next."
Now I'm gonna have to look up the rest of those British Navy fitness reports.
Nords said:"This officer has used my warship as a taxi to haul his alcoholic thirst and his genitals from one port to the next."
Apocalypse . . .um . . .SOON said:(): I've been thinking about your standing $100,000 offer for anyone capable of writing a program that sends a dog out of a computer screen to bite a particular viewer. First though, you need to raise the incentive a bit. $100,000 is not enough for such a computer program.
Also, after thinking about it, I see a liability lurking in the background. If someone stole this program from you, it could create huge liability problems (speak to my lawyer about this), with biting dogs all over the place, attacking people the most when they would least like it--and right above their lap, so to speak. Bad stuff--especially if unauthorized people get ahold of it.
And besides, I think such a software program if it worked would be worth billions to the pornography business. Of course a few modifications would need to be made before it worked the way 'they' wanted it to work. . . umm . . . naa . . . .
. . . . but back to your original request. I think you would be better served with a program that could get people to bite themselves. This would reduce the liability issue almost to zero.
I'm going away for a while. I'm thinking about this board waaaaaaaaaay toooooo much.
--Greg
OldAgePensioner said:Unclemick2, JohnGalt2u, and OAP are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar
is a nice place.
"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did
that
actually happen to you?"
"No," replies OAP, "but it happened to my sister!"