My card, sir.

[dmpi]

I had a perfect stranger hand me his card, so he & his wife could get a tax write off on the meal!

 

[2B]

I had a perfect stranger hand me his card, so he & his wife could get a tax write off on the meal! 

Smart move. I should look at something like that for myself. Unfortunately, you eventually have to do something that makes money. That sounds too much like work.

 

[bow-tie]

Yes.  And based on his lack of depth perception in timing his crossing, I would guess he needed a new prescription. 

Wonder why that turkey crossed the road?

Maybe they were beer goggles... and he was chasing a "beautiful" pair of breasts...