TromboneAl
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Now it's going to be even harder to get mandatory HPV vaccination laws passed.
I thought the slogan was "Nothing sucks like Electrolux"...BUM said:Ummmm. Hooooover.
Hey, there's a reason the guy's wearing a sleep mask!BUM said:Will this be a volunteer double blind study or can we peek?
Martha said:
Poll? Pole?73ss454 said:OK Dan, I think we should have a poll on this.
martyb said:current wifey does know I was pretty busy in that department before we married, but she doesn't ask for an exact number. I'm only her 3rd partner in her life
lazygood4nothinbum said:
HFWR said:Does this answer the question "where do you get your protein"?
martyb said:I went back & reviewed the other poll since I wan't on this board at that time. After careful consideration, I voted and am the ONLY person listed in the 100-200 category. Much closer to 100 than 200. A few years ago I actually did my own count, not for bragging purposes but because one day it just dawned on me that maybe I had been a little busy than most of the other guys I knew. Again, I'm not bragging and in truth I wish the number wasn't so high. It's definitely over 100, though. I was pretty busy before I got married the first time in 1979, but then in the 10 years after my divorce in '86.....well let's just say that a single dad with custody of his two young daughters is apparently VERY attractive to women for some reason! I remarried in '96 & current wifey does know I was pretty busy in that department before we married, but she doesn't ask for an exact number. I'm only her 3rd partner in her life (she was married once before also.) As for the oral cancer issue, well I guess I'm in the walking dead category there as well (how do I put this delicately.....from participating in many activities in the typical heterosexual ways). :
Martha said:I'm treating this thread like funny joke thursday and anyone who reads the name of the topic should know what they are getting into, but . . . . let's be a bit judicious.
Greg said:Alright , you folks. It appears you need some help here. Everyone needs to put little chastity belts on their mouths and maybe some little chastity gloves (leather mittens?) on their typing fingers . . . nevermind.
cube_rat said:BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Looks like the same horney toads kept THAT thread going like this one
Martha said:. . . let's be a bit judicious.
Ol_Rancher said:I'm doomed !
Cute Fuzzy Bunny said:Ow! OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!
Another one like that and...
Cute Fuzzy Bunny said:Go ahead, theres a couple of slow and easy ones right over the plate...
Cute Fuzzy Bunny said:I *do* have an extremely small amount of discretion.
Cute Fuzzy Bunny said:Another low and slow one right over the plate...