Rules of Thumb

[Lcountz]

Some people only speak when they have nothing to say.

 

[38Chevy454]

In God we trust, all others pay cash

 

[MrsHaloFIRE]

"Show me the verbal agreement" -popular signature line working in the govt side of defense contracts

 

[Bestwifeever]

If your mother says she loves you, check it out.

 

[mickeyd]

When packing for a trip, let DW do all of the packing. You will end up with half of the items you would have packed. DW will still not have enough room for those 5th pair of shoes. You will both be happy.

 

[COZICAN]

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

Coz

 

[DektolMan]

"I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time"


"Never trust someone who says Trust Me"

 

[Bestwifeever]

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

 

[COcheesehead]

When you travel take twice as much money and half as many clothes as you think you’ll need.

 

[calmloki]

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

Inconceivable!

 

[AS2019]

No matter what checkout/service line I pick to stand in, the other lines will always move faster.

And in the same spirit:

"The only way to make my line move faster is to move to one of the other lines".