Strange advertising words

[ERD50]

George Carlin's Advertising Lullaby.

I remember watching him practice this routine...

Wow, that took some work and practice! Well done!

I may have posted this to another thread, but fits here:



-ERD50

 

[Winemaker]

I received a robo call to purchase " a car warranty on my car before it's too late" and I'm "faced with a major repair bill". I let the ad run it's course figuring if they're hassling me, they're leaving several other alone. Finally, when prompted if I wanted to talk to a representative, I answered "Yes!".

They hung up on me.