What's Ben Bernanke doing?

How has Ben Bernanke been spending most of his time?

  • Huddled in meetings with major world economic leaders

    Votes: 1 3.7%
  • Staying up all night studying esoteric economic treatises

    Votes: 5 18.5%
  • On the phone with Bush and Pelosi

    Votes: 7 25.9%
  • In the men's room changing his shorts

    Votes: 14 51.9%

  • Total voters
    27
Listening to the press telling him how bad he secretly thinks things are, and the politicians ideas of how to make things look better until after the election, then overreacting badly to that stimuli.
 
Taking hits off the Federal Reserve bong and planning a cunning introduction of ex-lax brownies into Greenspan's diet.
 
Second thought, maybe he's trying to find a hair piece for under $600 so he can blend in with the crowd as he leaves town.:D
 
He's revising the title of his upcoming autobiography. Now what were those titles he's scratched?
 
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