There's also "fondling it", or raking a bale of hundreds into a big stack and "jumping into it like a leaf pile".
Nowadays, I have to settle with the joy of seeing the number at the bottom of my Quicken screen creeping upwards, ever so slowly. Yes, it does, until a "Wh***" post sends it reeling back down.
Anyway, without using Bernicke's spending model, FIRECalc says my 3.5% WR plus SS gives me a pretty good chance of dying a decamillionaire. Sure, I'd like to see Quicken reporting on that 8-th digit. If this forum will be around at that time, I will start a thread to announce it.
So, you are implying that I need to spend some? OK, so I change the spending model to 3.5% of portfolio each year, with
no cutting back on bad years.
Hmm... FIRECalc says that it certainly reduces my chance of dying a decamillionaire. But look at the spending chart! It says that there will be a good chance I will be burning more than $200K a year in today's dollars (I wouldn't know what for!).
I dunno about this FIRECalc thinggy. And all that if I stopped working, which I am still thinking about.
FIRECalc results sound too good, but I wouldn't mind if it comes true.