LOL at the analogies, and I think there is some truth to what you say.
I am not a fan of the efficient market theory, best case markets are weakly efficient. But when the value of company changes by 10% over night when the company missed earning estimates by a penny, or the value of 50 year old companies goes down 50% for the first 6 months and then triples over the rest of year, I can't believe the market is particularly rational.
I think investing in general and stock picking in particular is a skill and some people are much better than other. I think that skill extends to people not named Buffett, Lynch, or Bill Gross. Some of these people (or computer programs) work for mutual funds. So I think is possible for some money managers to beat the market over long periods (i.e. achieve Alpha) even counting the additional expenses associated with trading.
The problem for me is I think the structure of mutual funds make them a lousy way to try and achieve over average returns.
First of all while I think stock picking is a skill and over the long-term good stock pickers will make more money than bad ones. Luck plays a huge factor, or timing is everything. You can do the most sophisticated fundamental analysis or sharpest technical analysis but if a hurricane hits or the price corn takes off the guy who had a gut feel to do the opposite looks like the genius. So the first hurdle is establishing a track record where you can be reasonable sure that a money manager success is based on skill and not on luck. It seems to me 5 years is minimum and 10 years is prefered (to see a bull and bear market.) to figure this out.
After 10 years the secret is out and lots of money will be rushing to the fund. So if even the manager is really skilled it is harder to beat the market running a 15 billion fund than a $1 billion. This is my biggest problem with most of the American fund family and to some extent DFA.
The biggest issue to me is that the real competitive advantage/secret sauce to a mutual fund is the people and/or computer program and I as outside investor have little insight. Sure we know the name of the fund manager and his/her tenure, but maybe that isn't why the fund did well over the last 5 years. Maybe the real alpha of the fund consisted of two very bright recent MIT grads, who tweaked a trading program, and they've gone on to greener pasturers.
In someways, I think you have a better chance of achieving above average returns by finding a great broker and letting him buy individual stocks. Over course you also have a excellent chance of losing your shirt with this approach.
To go back to the anniversary steak analogy, let me ask Art the opposite question, if you went back one year and the steak was horrible would you still go back the next year? how many years of bad steak would it take before you determined that you'd need to find a new steakhouse?
Several years ago a 3 gay friends of mine opened a Thai/Pacific restaurant.
The food was fantastic and it opened to rave reviews and quickly became the It spot, complete with multi page newspaper and magazine articles. This lasted for about year or so , then the gay couple broke up, and this hurt the service. Next the Parisian trained terrific chef started drinking, and finally he died in a tragic accident. Outwordly the place remains the same, same charming host, menu, decor. But now it is just an average Thai restaurant on the expensive side. After 1/2 dozen not great meal over 6 months, I basically stop going. But I still run into out of town people who come to Hawaii two to three times a year, they remember its terrific past performance, and still go hoping for an awesome meal. I wonder at one point will the figure out that they didn't go there on a off night.
It seems to me that active mutual funds are pretty similar. It takes time to figure out ones are really good and not just lucky, but it is even harder to figure out when they stop being special..
You make some great discussion points here, and I'll try to answer some of them.
First off, understand that I have lunched with many, many mutual fund managers at several mutual fund companies, and I've had the opportunity to grill some of these guys on their strategies and stock picking methods. I've met some who were very cocky, and ultimately run out of the business, and some who spoke so far over my head that I just took their word for it that their strategy made sense. However, I've never met with another fund company like American Funds, when it comes to their stock selection methods. Unlike Fidelity who hires bright young kids out of college with little experience, American Funds managers have an
average time on job of 23 years. These people are some of the most boring and down to earth you will ever meet, and you'd never suspect these people of being worth millions. To answer your question of how they handle taking in additional billiions is simple, they don't. American Funds does not have any single manager funds. They are totally a team effort and what happens is, if necessary, one of their analysts will get the opportunity to become a manager, and HE or SHE will take on the money as if it is their own separate account. Each works independently, however, when the time comes to sell a fund, it is first offered to all other managers if they'd like to add to their position.
The selection method of picking stocks is unlike any other I've ever seen. Before buying ANY stock, they go to that company directly and spend three weeks at their HQ going through the books, and observing day to day operations. So, they're not reading charts or studying fundamentals from afar. IF they buy a stock, it's with the commitment to hold it for at least one year, and if they wish to sell early, they must present the reason. I swear, it's the closest thing you'll ever see to a true communism type environment, as everyone seems to be working toward a greater good.
To get employed with the company, it takes an
average of 12 interviews and even the lower level internal wholesalers are graduates of Ivy League schools. I had lunch with one girl, who was a graduate from Dartmouth and I asked her why in the world she'd want to take such a lowly job considering her degree. She told me she had this same discussion with her father, but if you get in with this company, the opportunities to a secure retirement are incredible, and each employee seems to grasp this.
It's probably one of the greatest companies no one knows about (the other is Lincoln Electric).
Anyway, not to be a commercial for them, but I also at one time was a non-believer. However, while they may not over-perform during the wild market swings, they hold up incredibly well during the market tanks, and historically, this is where the difference is made.
As to your restaurant question, IF I only go to this restaurant once a year, then after one bad meal, (I may make the manager aware and see how he handles the situation), or in the following year I will probably discuss with my spousal as to whether she'd rather try a different restaurant or give the fave another chance. If I were a regular, and quality had dropped off, I would scratch it off my list.
BTW, how is The Willows these days? Still consistently good?