Originally Posted by aja8888
I'm still waiting for that 8' bronze of me to be erected in front of my old Megagcorp. I think I'll have a long wait..
Yep. The megacorp i worked for thought I would be a great manager. I didn't, but they insisted and put me in charge of a small department of 5 young attorneys.
Their mistake - but I warned them.
Rather than feed these eager beavers the corporate bulls**t, I taught them things like:
-- Go home at a reasonable hour. The work will still be here tomorrow.
-- Don't bring your laptop with on vacation. If megacorp can't survive a week without you, you're not getting paid enough.
-- No one ever died wishing they'd spent more time in the office.