I think this is a blockbuster issue you might also .

Thanks for the links. So Dr Jarvik is a med school graduated MD, but never did his internship or residency or got licensed. And he has a Master's degree in medical engineering. And is married to one super-smart woman.

Interesting.
 
That's why he's out making commercials instead of being at home.

"Yes, I know that you're the smartest person in the world, but why do I always have to take out the garbage."


Man, imagine how every argument goes at home. "Well, honey, you're wrong, and I know this because not only am I your wife but I also happen to be the smartest person in the world."
 
"Well, honey, you're wrong, and I know this because not only am I your wife but I also happen to be the smartest person in the world."

Retort: "Well, you were smart enough to marry me and I was smart enough to make a fortune on that artificial heart deal and the Lipitor deal. So there!"
 
End of conversation retort: You couldn't even get a license to practice medicine.
 
Pfizer pulled the ad today.
 
Well I read something interesting about Vicks Vaporub. I guess some guy was using it for jock-itch because of it's reputed anti-fungal qualities. He got some on his p*nis and he said it was poor man's Viagra. Look it up! It's true!
 
Well I read something interesting about Vicks Vaporub. I guess some guy was using it for jock-itch because of it's reputed anti-fungal qualities. He got some on his p*nis and he said it was poor man's Viagra. Look it up! It's true!


Hmmm. Bet he's one lonely dude. What woman in her right mind would want to come near him??:eek:

I can only imagine the bedside conversation:
"Don't worry, honey. That Vicks took care of the FUNGUS...and I don't think you have to worry about catching a cold either. Oh, by the way, I happen to think that the SMELL of VapoRub is a real turn on, too!"

right.:duh:
 
"honey, why does this thing taste like vaporub?" Oh, I dunno.

"honey, why is my mouth going numb?" Ummmm....
 
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