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But we don't want the train portion of the trip to be something where we'd have to be aggressive and clever in order to avail ourselves of the amenities.
Any ideas about this?
I grew up reading Paul Theroux train travel books. Much like Paul, "I have never seen a train, and not wanted to be on it."
My advice? Pretend the amenities don't exist. And buy the "hop on hop off rail pass" ticket. That's what we do in Europe. And that's what we'll do with Amtrak.
Rail dining car food (except in India) isn't particularly good. But you can bring a picnic on board with you and have delightful meals, any time you want them. I never get on a train without a cornucopia of beer/wine/mineral water/bread/cheese/fruit -- nibble and watch the scenery en route to the next stop.
Load up at the next stop with their regional specialties and repeat for the next leg of the trip. All you really need from the dining car is coffee. And that can be to-go.
As for the passive-aggressive people in the observation car who "reserve" their seat with a jacket, move the jackets elsewhere. When they return and snivel at you, inform them, "Your jacket is not so important that it deserves the best seat on the train, all to itself. You must have an awfully high opinion of this jacket, if it is better than the other passengers."
You'll probably get a couple hours of viewing this way. It doesn't work like this in Europe because the conductors will simply remove jackets and other personal items and place them in lost and found.
Last I checked, Amtrak was basically giving away their 10-stop go-anywhere rail pass. Best of all, you can choose termini which make sense for you. In general, I have found that US trains make more travel sense West of the Mississippi, and are more utilitarian east of it.
The Chicago to Los Angeles Southwest Chief train is particularly appealing. Have a rental car waiting for you at the station to explore New Mexico and Arizona. And interesting stops in Kansas City and Los Angeles. (I build my Los Angeles visits around Union Station already.)