Coronavirus Humor

[Running_Man]

This is why people hoard toilet paper

 

[harley]

 

[Nemo2]

While we're posting vids - I keep humming this one lately:

 

[MichaelB]

So, what’s a crisis without a little humor.


I know a great joke about Corona Virus, you probably won't get it though.

A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus"

I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.

With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make Purell are rubbing their hands together in glee.

Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.

Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?

 

[Janet H]

Seems about right

 

[Go-NoGo]

So, what’s a crisis without a little humor.


I know a great joke about Corona Virus, you probably won't get it though.

A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus"

I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.

With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make Purell are rubbing their hands together in glee.

Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.

Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?

These jokes will go viral

 

[sengsational]

Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?

[queue rimshot sound effect]

 

[MichaelB]

These jokes will go viral

 

[NameRedacted]

So the World Health Organization has decided that despite what was previously thought dogs can't transmit the virus so they've all been released from quarantine. So WHO let the dogs out.

 

[Ian S]

 

[Bongleur]

The 4 Horsemen of the Coronavirus:

 

[Another Reader]

So, what’s a crisis without a little humor.


I know a great joke about Corona Virus, you probably won't get it though.

A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus"

I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.

With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make Purell are rubbing their hands together in glee.

Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.

Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?

Johnny Carson, is that you?

 

[Big_Hitter]

at least the ncaa tournament was cancelled when Baylor was having a good year...

the astros should easily be able to hear the trash can bang now - we should win 110

 

[Koogie]

Official Anthem of the Coronavirus

 

[REWahoo]

In response to the closing of schools and the cancellation of any event, meeting, or other gathering of people in order to stem the transmission of disease, one cheery neighbor posted this on the local Facebook group:

Calling all residents of XXXXXXX!

Things are getting a little crazy out there. We all haven’t met each other and I thought that we may want to get to know one another before the craziness really hits....and to be neighborly

If you’d like to have a little meet & greet come on down to the end of the cul-de-sac Wednesday (18Mar) evening around 6:30pm.

Totally informal. Bring a folding chair & drink to sit and chat

Yes, lets get up close and personal with social distancing!

 

[ls99]

In response to the closing of schools and the cancellation of any event, meeting, or other gathering of people in order to stem the transmission of disease, one cheery neighbor posted this on the local Facebook group:



Yes, lets get up close and personal with social distancing!

Forgot to say, chairs 7 feet apart, and bring your hearing aid.

 

[Masquernom]

It was reported that three men in surgical masks walked into a bank. All of the customers began to panic. Then they found out the men were only there to rob the bank, and everyone calmed down.

 

[Christine]

Have you heard about the Corolla virus?


Attacks the system computer in high end cars.



And one week later you drive around in a Corolla.

 

[MissMolly]

 

[MichaelB]

Quarantini
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[TrvlBug]

 

[CDRE]

 

[Janet H]

Paranoia has reached absurd stages...

I sneezed in front of my laptop and the anti-virus started a scan on its own.

 

[irishgal]

Fellow dog sport/show people will get this

 

[Moemg]

I have a 24 pack of toilet paper and two bottles of hand sanitizer .Will trade for two weeks in a 4 bedroom beach bungalow .