Running_Man
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This is why people hoard toilet paper
So, what’s a crisis without a little humor.
I know a great joke about Corona Virus, you probably won't get it though.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus"
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make Purell are rubbing their hands together in glee.
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
[queue rimshot sound effect]Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
These jokes will go viral
So, what’s a crisis without a little humor.
I know a great joke about Corona Virus, you probably won't get it though.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus"
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make Purell are rubbing their hands together in glee.
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
Calling all residents of XXXXXXX!
Things are getting a little crazy out there. We all haven’t met each other and I thought that we may want to get to know one another before the craziness really hits....and to be neighborly ?
If you’d like to have a little meet & greet come on down to the end of the cul-de-sac Wednesday (18Mar) evening around 6:30pm.
Totally informal. Bring a folding chair & drink to sit and chat ?
Forgot to say, chairs 7 feet apart, and bring your hearing aid.In response to the closing of schools and the cancellation of any event, meeting, or other gathering of people in order to stem the transmission of disease, one cheery neighbor posted this on the local Facebook group:
Yes, lets get up close and personal with social distancing!