REWahoo
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give
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I haven't come across any scorpions or rattlers in my life [and I am a native]
Texas food = BBQ & Tex-Mex !!... yummmm !!
If you people don't stop talking like this you'll end up having a bunch of folks move here [-]to clog our roads, streets, parks and restaurants[/-] and have them really miffed at you once they discover you're just handing out a chamber of commerce sales pitch. Better stick with the facts:
Texas is infested with scorpions, rattlesnakes, fire ants, crazy raspberry ants, cockroaches on steroids, killer bees, mosquitoes, ticks, chiggers, tarantulas, brown recluse spiders, love bugs, swarming crickets, copperheads, cottonmouths, rabid skunks, wild hogs, alligators, oppressive heat & humidity, bleak desolate scenery, dirty stinky beaches, polluted air, dust storms, drought, wildfires, water shortages, recurring floods, tornadoes, hurricanes, rednecks, huge piles of flaming mulch, spontaneously combusting playgrounds, roads hot as flowing lava, the stench of natural and unnatural gasses, amoebic meningitis lurking in area lakes, recurring ebola virus outbreaks, flesh eating bacteria, staggering homeowner insurance rates, unbelievably high property taxes, mandatory death sentences for DUI convictions, polygamous religious sects, and, lest we forget, doesn't look kindly towards Yankees (per Orchidflower).