Coronavirus Humor

[Ready]

I think that I may have the Covid-19 version of the Freshman-15.

Oh my! I think we are fattening the curve!

 

[candrew]

I think that I may have the Covid-19 version of the Freshman-15.

I've heard it referred to as "the quarantine fifteen".

 

[USGrant1962]

I think that I may have the Covid-19 version of the Freshman-15.

Pet Peeve thread material - I'm far from the oldest around here and when I went to school it was the "freshmen ten", which even rhymed. Somewhere around the turn of the century it became the Freshmen Fifteen - just another example of the decline of civilization... or normalization of obesity.

And without eating out nearly to the extent the nation does normally, how are people gaining a lot of weight?

 

[easysurfer]

I'll trade you 3 rolls of toilet paper for a steak ... just saying.

 

[Scrapr]

I'll trade you 3 rolls of toilet paper for a steak ... just saying.

I'd take it in a heartbeat. With the meatpacking plants shutting down it'll be up to a Costco 30 pack by Monday. Arbitrage baby

 

[fh2000]

(These get passed around in my social networking. Not sure if they showed up here or not....)

In quarantine, no human right.
Not quarantine, no human left.

In quarantine, I see you.
Not quarantine, ICU

 

[MichaelB]

Quarantine stereotypes. Some are funny

 

[UtahSkier]

More Covid Humor

 

[Car-Guy]

 

[Car-Guy]

 

[Car-Guy]

 

[Car-Guy]

 

[USGrant1962]

 

[sengsational]

From a reputable news source:

 

[timo2]

 

[REWahoo]

...

 

[ugeauxgirl]

And without eating out nearly to the extent the nation does normally, how are people gaining a lot of weight?

My rationale is that if I'm gonna die, I'm eating whatever I want first. So I've been eating Cheetos, ice cream, chocolate... It's a good thing I don't have to dress nicely for work. I wouldn't fit into any of my usual clothes.

Everyone has been sitting at home, cooking and eating and watching TV. And NOT going to the gym. That's a recipe for weight gain.

 

[ls99]

My rationale is that if I'm gonna die, I'm eating whatever I want first. So I've been eating Cheetos, ice cream, chocolate... It's a good thing I don't have to dress nicely for work. I wouldn't fit into any of my usual clothes.

Everyone has been sitting at home, cooking and eating and watching TV. And NOT going to the gym. That's a recipe for weight gain.

And any walk in the house goes past fridge or pantry with a rest stop for snacks.

 

[braumeister]

My rationale is that if I'm gonna die, I'm eating whatever I want first. So I've been eating Cheetos, ice cream, chocolate... It's a good thing I don't have to dress nicely for work. I wouldn't fit into any of my usual clothes.

Everyone has been sitting at home, cooking and eating and watching TV. And NOT going to the gym. That's a recipe for weight gain.

Hey, look on the bright side -- we all have incredibly clean hands!

 

[Callitaday2022]

Enjoy

 

[Nemo2]

The Beach area in Toronto......(where I lived in the mid-late 1970s):

 

[NYEXPAT]

I knew it!

 

[ls99]

Coronavirus, Murder hornets, unemplyment, lockdown, fear, anarchy, tornadoes, mudslides, the Russians, experts ..... It is always something - Cue up Roseanne Rosana Donna.

 

[CDRE]

Error Types (from XKCD):

Permanent link to this comic: https://xkcd.com/2303/

Image URL (for hotlinking/embedding): https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/error_types.png

 

[braumeister]