NW-Bound
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Repulsive? Hot? Yes? No? Help! I've fallen into one of her rolls of fat and I can't get up mode?
Not directly related to the above statement, but somehow brought to my mind, nevertheless, is the following story.
A silver haired gentleman went to church on Sunday without his wife, who stayed home sick with a flu.
He came home 2 hours later, sporting a black eye. Of course, his wife was alarmed.
"What did you do?" she asked.
He explained, "When the pastor had us standing up to sing a hymn, I saw that the woman in front of me had her skirt stuck between her cheeks. That didn't look right, so I reached over to pull the skirt out. I don't know what she thought I was doing, but she turned around and smacked me in the eye".
Next week, our gentleman had to go to church alone again, because his wife still wasn't well. She saw him out the door. "Remember to mind your manners", she reminded him.
He came back home later, with the other eye blackened.
His wife cried out, "What happened now?"
He sighed. "Can you believe that the same woman was in front of me again today? And when we stood up, yes, her skirt got stuck again. The guy next to me pulled it out. I knew that she wouldn't like it, so I reached over to tuck it back in".