Did you use any of these tax tactics?

[Nords]

REW, you didn't try any of these during your volunteer tax-prep time, did you?

"Tax form can be comedy of errors"

 

[d]

can't take these deductions? you mean we don't get french benefits?

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Next thing someones gonna tell me that steely dan isnt just one guy...

 

[mickeyd]

A taxpayer wanted to write off a $100,000 swimming pool for medical reasons. Swimming, he explained quite seriously, relaxed him -- so he could earn more money, which in turn would be taxable.

Yea, what a great deduction.

I will now (of course, in my 2007 tax forms) deduct my sleeping activity as a cost of investing since I need sleep in order to understand Fama/French/Bogle/Ferri/Stein/Swedroe/Bernstein/Laramore, el al.

 

[REWahoo]

REW, you didn't try any of these during your volunteer tax-prep time, did you?

Sure did. That's the reason I don't have to worry about being invited back again next year.

Next thing someones gonna tell me that steely dan isnt just one guy...

No, but due to his age he's had to change his name to rusty dan...

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

I can help him with that. One of my more recent managers was the sole heir to the original WD40 inventor...

 

[REWahoo]

One of my more recent managers was the sole heir to the original WD40 inventor...

No joke? That's pretty slick...

 

[Nords]

One of my more recent managers was the sole heir to the original WD40 inventor...

I bet he feels pretty lucky to have survived the family experiences of working through WDs 1 through 39...

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Yeah and how fricking long do we have to wait for WD41? And arent we really ready for forumula 410?

 

[Nords]

Yeah and how fricking long do we have to wait for WD41? And arent we really ready for forumula 410?

With a cold glass of Eight-Up... or maybe Malt 41!

And what's Level 3 Communications going to do for an encore?

 

[txdakini]

I love stream of semi-conciousness dialogue...

 

[sgeeeee]

Yeah and how fricking long do we have to wait for WD41? And arent we really ready for forumula 410?

What do you think happened to the people who were given the Jarvic-1 through Jarvic-6?

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Pretty dang sure none of them were around to see the jarvic-7!

Oldsmobile folded because they took too long to come out with the delta-89.

 

[Eagle43]

The other day I picked up this cutie and we went 70.