Even chimps are retiring early - sheeeesh!

Midpack · Jan 23, 2013

Great, up to 450 more dependents (depending on which news story you believe) with full pensions, health care and homes!

travelover · Jan 23, 2013

Looking closely at the photo in the article, I'm pretty sure I used to work with this guy.

REWahoo · Jan 23, 2013

travelover said:
Looking closely at the photos in the article, I'm pretty sure I used to work [-]with[/-] for a couple of these guys.

FIFY

NW-Bound · Jan 23, 2013

Lucky are the retiring chimps. For,

The report suggests that three of nine ongoing invasive experiments, involving immunology and infectious diseases, could continue...

Lazarus · Jan 23, 2013

Needs to stop. They are people too. Too intelligent to be subjected to suffering for our benefit. Where do you draw the line? Here.

eytonxav · Jan 24, 2013

But I bet those dependents bite the hands that feed them

obgyn65 · Jan 24, 2013

Chimps are people ? News to me.

Lazarus said:
Needs to stop. They are people .

REWahoo · Jan 24, 2013

obgyn65 said:
Chimps are people ? News to me.

Maybe you can find one willing to be your travel partner on one of your third world medical trips...

dtbach · Jan 24, 2013

obgyn65 said:
Chimps are people ? News to me.

Me too.

jon-nyc · Jan 24, 2013

I'll believe chimps are people when Texas executes one.

bondi688 · Jan 24, 2013

Chumps are also jumping on the ER wagons.