I'm on the Fence on This One

[MasterBlaster]

In November, the Seattle Police Department, investigating a complaint about a beating, interviewed a 25-year-old man hospitalized after being found screaming in pain impaled on a metal fence. He said he had run away from a barroom fight and momentarily thought he was a "ninja warrior" capable of leaping the fence. [Seattle Times, 11-17-09]

 

[FinanceDude]

Its amazing what kind of trickery took much booze can have on the psyche..........

 

[TromboneAl]

I've told Jackie Chan not to get drunk...

 

[donheff]

He just missed the prize -- if he died he would be eligible for the Darwin Awards for taking himself out of the gene pool.