Pretending to Like Christmas Presents

[Meadbh]

 

[calmloki]

Friends of ours gave us a Christmas goody bag that included a "Tie-Matic" rotating neckware storage system.

Judging by the package's creasing, dents, adhesive-tape layers, and other signs of wear I'd say that we're not even the fifth recipients. Considering Hawaii's necktie standards, this thing might've been a regifting orphan for several years now.

But they're good people doing a good thing, and the bag also included a quart container of chocolate-chip macadamia nut cookies. Happy holidays!

Anyone else have visions of Nords and Keanu heading out to hang in tha surf,Bra, and Nords saying "but wait! let us look our sartorial best on the beach - please, pick a tie from my rotating Tie-Matic!"

 

[Notmuchlonger]

Hey, at least you have room for their RV in your yard when they run out of money..........

Lol first thing that popped in my mind.

 

[Walt34]

Hey, at least you have room for their RV in your yard when they run out of money..........

When it gets repossessed, does the sheriff have to get a new eviction notice when it's moved to a different county? That would be one way of staying one step ahead of the law....