Something to offend everyone~ New state mottos

mickeyd

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KNOW YOUR NEW STATE MOTTO :D

Alabama
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona
But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everything.

California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut
Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandchildren.

Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana
Two Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

Michigan
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota
10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very
Little Else.

Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada
Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey
You Want A F##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer F##$%##! Motto Right here!

New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An
Attorney...

North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal

Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina
Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee
The Edyoocashun State

Texas
Se Hablo Ingles

Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont
Ay, Yep

Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington
We have more rain than you do

West Virginia
One Big Happy Family... Really!

Wisconsin
Come Cut The Cheese!

Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
 
What, no Puerto Rico, Guam, USVI? We need to come up with some mottos for the territories.
 
Illinois should be.............Bums of steal! (I know this is a repeat, and it
is much too kind to those in "power").

JG
 
mickeyd said:
Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
I don't even know what language this is...
 
Mr._johngalt said:
Illinois should be.............Bums of steal! (I know this is a repeat, and it
is much too kind to those in "power").

JG

Boy, JG, ya got that one right!!! How long 'til they get a cell ready for Rod?! :LOL:
 
You forgot DC. The real motto on our license plates fits this set: "Taxation Without Representation."
 
Wisconsin's is lame, I like this one better:

"Where Taxes Go to Procreate"
 
HFWR said:
Phoenix: Valley of the Sun

More like "surface of the sun"...

You got that one right! Thank the Lord we got the White Mountains to run away to.
 
mickeyd said:
Sorry, I was unaware that DC had achieved statehood.

How about: "We can't afford to live in VA or MD"
You are correct on the statehood issue but you have it backwards on the "afford to live in." People move out to the burbs to find more affordable housing.
 
donheff said:
You are correct on the statehood issue but you have it backwards on the "afford to live in." People move out to the burbs to find more affordable housing.
Yeah-- like Pennsylvania & West Virginia...
 
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