Major Tom
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
I dream about van and RV living too.I have to say I actually fantasize about living in a van.
The sense of freedom, go where you please, sh1t in a bucket. I'm not sure what it is but for me it would have to be accompanied by a long road trip and I definitely would not want to spend evenings in a supermarket car park!
However, not once have I fantasized about sh*tting in a bucket. Each to his own though