? SO SORRY buns ..
Having cultivated (both my beaux and I, historically) a total ANTI-fashion. we all accepted ea. other for what we were. More Animal than Plastic. (Human vs. bovine, please!)
Dunno if yiz can still get away with this today, but as far back as about 1990-2000 I know aspects of a "natural" approach still worked somewhat.
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FoA.. please.. you are making me giddy with your talk of BBQ sauce!
Being a married lady since 2000 I hardly entertain such ideas on a personal level... but I sympathize with the aspiring American gentleman.
Even as a lady, I, too, am perplexed by the -completely mixed and perverse- Hooter-esque sexual messages/non-messages.