hellbender
Recycles dryer sheets
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- Jul 14, 2006
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Once again I have been the victim of a surprise attack by these obnoxious little ground bees. It never fails that a lull will occur in my normal schedule of summer lawn mowings due to excessive wetness or dryness. It is during such periods that these bloody little bastards will set up shop somewhere in the yard. I have been victimized on so many occasions that I now routinely police the yard after such periods to hopefully find them before they find me. My vision isn’t as good as it used to be so I do not always spot the small start-up nests. This results in the rather unsavory chain of events that transpired yesterday.
Upon feeling the burning sensation of the first sting, I proceed to do the “yellow-jacket two-step”. This is where I rapidly (and not very gracefully) leave the immediate area as quickly as possible while simultaneously shutting the mower off. A few minutes later, after things have settled down, I gingerly approach the scene of the attack in order to pinpoint the precise location of the nest. Upon doing so, I resist the urge to take immediate revenge and bide my time until after dark which is when I launch my rather disproportionate response to the yellow jacket’s assault.
I am now in pain, hot, thirsty and done mowing for awhile so I go inside and grab a cold bottled beer. The empty beer bottle later serves double duty as the receptacle for the few ounces of gasoline that I will later introduce into the nest. Virtually all of the bees return to the nest after dark and the entrance to the nest is left unguarded. It is therefore a simple matter to poor the gasoline into the hole and jam the empty long-neck bottle into the hole to prevent any possible exit. This method almost never fails to eliminate the entire colony of bees.
On occasion, the bees will establish a presence in a spot which doesn’t lend itself to the “death by gassing” method. I once had to eliminate a nest built behind a retaining wall where the bees were entering and exiting the nest at a location between two timbers. A shop vac will do the trick in this instance. In the morning just before the bees become active, place the suction nozzle of the vac near the entrance to the nest and turn it on. Bees will be sucked into vac and killed as the attempt to enter or leave the nest. When activity ceases, you are done. Remember (as others have brought to my attention): Very little can survive in a vacuum.