I mentioned the snow in an E-mail to a niece who lives in Las Vegas, NV. She sent me the following to remind me of the flip side of the coin:
[FONT="]June 12th:[/FONT]
[FONT="] Dear Diary[/FONT]
[FONT="] Just moved to Las Vegas![/FONT]
[FONT="] Now this is a state that knows how to live. Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. It is beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.[/FONT]
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[FONT="] June 14th:[/FONT]
[FONT="] Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshipper.[/FONT]
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[FONT="] June 30th:[/FONT]
[FONT="] Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing the lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.[/FONT]
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[FONT="] July 10th:[/FONT]
[FONT="] The temperature hasn't been below 105 all week. How[/FONT]
[FONT="] do people get used to this kind of heat? At least, it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat is taking longer than I expected.[/FONT]
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[FONT="] July 15th: [/FONT]
[FONT="] Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body). Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.[/FONT]
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[FONT="] July 20th: [/FONT]
[FONT="] I missed Fluffy (my cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got to the hot car at noon, Fluffy had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag, then popped like a water balloon. The car now smells like Kibbles and Shits. I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat. Good ol' Mr. Sun strikes again.[/FONT]
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[FONT="] July 25th:[/FONT]
[FONT="] The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!! And, it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.[/FONT]
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[FONT="]July 30th:[/FONT]
[FONT="] Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3 nights now, $225,000 house and I can't even go inside. Fluffy is the lucky one. Why did I ever come here?[/FONT]
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[FONT="] Aug. 4th:[/FONT]
[FONT="] It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $1200 and gets the temperature down to 85. I hate this stupid state.[/FONT]
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[FONT="] Aug. 8th:[/FONT]
[FONT="] If another wise ass cracks, 'Hot enough for you today?' I'm going to strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to work, the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!![/FONT]
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[FONT="] Aug. 9th:[/FONT]
[FONT="] Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and when I sat on the seats in the car, I thought my ass was on fire. My skin melted to the seat. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and ass. . . Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried ass, and baked cat.[/FONT]
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[FONT="] Aug 10th:[/FONT]
[FONT="] The weather report might as well be a damn recording.[/FONT]
[FONT="] Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do anything for 2 damn months and the moron weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this damn state? Will water rationing will be next, so my $2700 worth of cactus will just dry up and blow away. Even the cactus can't live in this damn heat.[/FONT]
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[FONT="] Aug. 14th: [/FONT]
[FONT="] Welcome to HELL![/FONT]
[FONT="] Temperature got to 122 today. Cactus are dead.[/FONT]
[FONT="] Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the car. The installer came to fix it and guess what he asked me
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[FONT="] "Hot enough for you today?" My sister had to spend $1,500 to bail me out of jail. Freaking Las Vegas.[/FONT]
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[FONT="] What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here??[/FONT]
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[FONT="] Will write later to let you know how the trial goes.[/FONT]