This would be so unlike the Apple image: maybe they are looking for the nearest dry cleaner. Don't know if Apple headquarters is like Google with on-site amenities but I would guess there are two types of employees: those who wear their clothes right out of the dryer and those who send them off to the cleaners.
[Off-topic: I would like to see more threads like this, where four or more topics get going while posters keep returning to the original topic, sort of the idea of computer branching instead of linear conversations. I think the idea of hijacking is a fallacy because there is nothing stopping us from quoting any previous post and reviving a sub-topic. Considering that most forums are skewed toward computer literate posters, I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often.]