Its national Chuck Norris day!

[cute fuzzy bunny]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

[Marshac]

I love that site. A freind of mine showed me that a few weeks ago, and since then, it has been non-stop chuck norris facts with a dash of subtle napoleon dynamite references...

 

[justin]

I solved our budget deficit problem. Eliminate all funding for the current armed forces. Hire Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris. Pay each $100,000,000. Each of these guys is a one man army. No one will mess with us. Evar.

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Ah yes...the verb "to bauer" someone is well known in my household.

"That guy got bauered".

 

[HFWR]

You forgot Clint Eastwood, Steven Seagal, and Charlie Sheen...

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

They got nothin'.

Clints a politician. Steven got clobbered by a club bouncer. Charlie Sheen cheated on DENISE RICHARDS for cryin' out loud, although he does get some points back for having a 'bat pole' in his bachelor pad.

 

[HFWR]

That's funny; he never got beat up in the movies... :

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Yeah! Go figure!