haha
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
Every now and again I have a dream featuring an argument with my ex, only we are stilll married. In last night's installment she told me she wanted a second land line, in addition to the one we already had and our cell phones. I say, "why?" No one ever uses the one we have." "I just need it, in case you are on the other one." "But I am on it maybe once a month!" "I don't care!"
At that I wake up terrified, being once more confronted with the marriage dilemma- the next best thing to a negotiated solution can be being ripped apart in a divorce. Just like whoever is the most timid makes the rules about sex, whoever is the least committed makes the negotiating rules.
Then I get fully awake and a big smile comes across my face-"Hey boy, you already be divorced!" It's the same feeling as when I would dream about forgetting to study for an exam, or write some paper. I'd wake up and discover that I already graduated!
I think this attitude kind of warps my personality, but it's worth the warp to avoid ever being stupid enough to go lock myself in a room with a maniac and lose the key again.
Ha
At that I wake up terrified, being once more confronted with the marriage dilemma- the next best thing to a negotiated solution can be being ripped apart in a divorce. Just like whoever is the most timid makes the rules about sex, whoever is the least committed makes the negotiating rules.
Then I get fully awake and a big smile comes across my face-"Hey boy, you already be divorced!" It's the same feeling as when I would dream about forgetting to study for an exam, or write some paper. I'd wake up and discover that I already graduated!
I think this attitude kind of warps my personality, but it's worth the warp to avoid ever being stupid enough to go lock myself in a room with a maniac and lose the key again.
Ha