Floating down various rivers of the Missouri Ozarks in a canoe with a few friends and a lot of beer figured very prominently in my [mid and] late teens and throughout my 20's. It was on one of these rivers that I came very close to dying....
Late in the afternoon (which meant many, many beers into the day), I decided it was time for me to swim. We were floating over a deep, clear hole. So, I stood up in the canoe and dove into the water (much to the surprise of my canoe partner). The water was crystal clear and cool; so, I'm swimming along 8 to 10 feet under water really enjoying myself until my chest starts burning for lack of air. Then, I start swimming for the surface. As I break the surface of the water and take a deep breath, I get a brief glimpse of a canoe paddling hard down river....The next thing I know, I am on the river bank with a group of people standing around me.
Apparently, I had surfaced right in front of a canoe that was paddling hard to get off the river because they were ready to be done for the day. That canoe and I collided, knocking me out cold. As I sank below the water and the canoe passed over me, the guy in the back reached down and grabbed my hair to pull me back up and then they towed me to the river bank behind their canoe. I never was able to piece together how long I was unconscious. But, it was definitely long enough for a crowd to gather.
I have no idea how I lived though my indestructible years. Something about God protecting drunks and fools I guess.