Stop! You're Killing Me!

[jdmorton]

Hey guys and gals,

This forum is my favorite. Without a doubt, you come up with the funniest comments that I've ever read on the 'net. Sometimes I wonder how you do it so fast. The good-natured banter back and forth between posters is truly amazing. Your avatars are some of the most innovative I've ever seen.

I come to this forum every day (even during work hours). Shh - don't tell the boss. Never mind, I usually end up laughing out loud and he comes around to find out what's so funny. I tell him I'm just getting some pointers on how to improve the office work atmosphere

Keep it up - it helps me while away the hours until I do retire.

 

[justin]

I come to this forum every day (even during work hours). Shh - don't tell the boss. Never mind, I usually end up laughing out loud and he comes around to find out what's so funny. I tell him I'm just getting some pointers on how to improve the office work atmosphere

I won't tell yours if you won't tell mine.

One way to improve the work environment is to remove yourself from it. That way, you're having a great time (doesn't solve your coworkers problems though).

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

And in case we havent endangered your job yet today, witness...THIS

The pirate big nutsack squirrel!

Isnt it almost time for international talk like a pirate day again? I think I was on posting hiatus last year when it came up...

 

[wallygator69]

Isnt it almost time for international talk like a pirate day again?  I think I was on posting hiatus last year when it came up...

Is that a wooden leg or are you just glad to see me...

 

[cube_rat]

And in case we havent endangered your job yet today, witness...THIS

The pirate big nutsack squirrel!

Isnt it almost time for international talk like a pirate day again?  I think I was on posting hiatus last year when it came up...

eeewwww! Is that one of *those* rings around his nuts? If so, it's tied around the wrong part of the anatomy

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Its an EYE PATCH for crying out loud. Err...a nut patch I mean.

 

[kz]

Thanks alot, bunny. Now I have to wipe down my keyboard.

Please give fair warning next time, ok??

 

[cube_rat]

Thanks alot, bunny. Now I have to wipe down my keyboard.

Please give fair warning next time, ok??

Yeah, I've had to clean off chardonnay spray off of my monitor as result ofreadiing some of the stuff in this forum.

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Get a 32" monitor. You can sit pretty far back from it, lay a towel down in front of it, and easily catch any flying liquids up to, and including, spontaneous nasal milk.

 

[maddythebeagle]

wallygator69: I think you will need to post your avatar so we can see it in more detail. 8)

Go down to addtional options when you respond to this thread and you get an attach option.

 

[cube_rat]

Get a 32" monitor.  You can sit pretty far back from it, lay a towel down in front of it, and easily catch any flying liquids up to, and including, spontaneous nasal milk.

I have a 32' already currently being used for a TV. One of these days, I will hook it up to my PC and surf the net from my bed...

 

[cube_rat]

wallygator69: I think you will need to post your avatar so we can see it in more detail. 8)

Go down to addtional options when you respond to this thread and you get an attach option.

Ah, wallygator is another boob woman enthusiast

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Poor wally, thats the second or third request for his golfer avatar...

Show me a man that isnt a boob enthusiast, and I'll show you the actor for Brokeback Mountain II...

 

[Cool Dood]

Poor wally, thats the second or third request for his golfer avatar...

Show me a man that isnt a boob enthusiast, and I'll show you the actor for Brokeback Mountain II...

True, but they don't all have to be so f**kin' BIG......

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Are you saying you dont like boobs? Hmmmm?

 

[Cool Dood]

Are you saying you dont like boobs? Hmmmm?

Don't be silly. Anyway, what is this, some kind of McCarDDDyism? The Silicone Inquisition?

By the way, was it intentional that they made the word sound so accurate -- "silly cone"? .....

 

[cube_rat]

Don't be silly. Anyway, what is this, some kind of McCarDDDyism? The Silicone Inquisition?

By the way, was it intentional that they made the word sound so accurate -- "silly cone"? .....

Actually in wallygator's case, we're talking McCarFFFyism

 

[Nords]

wallygator69: I think you will need to post your avatar so we can see it in more detail.

Poor wally, thats the second or third request for his golfer avatar...

Geez, guys, fire up your creativity for a Google search... Wally actually picked a fairly G-rated version of the keywords I used.

 

[cube_rat]

Those can't be real I suspect someone got carried away with photoshop

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

yeah, but...we dont care!

 

[Jay_Gatsby]

I thought the typical response to the golf saying "address the ball" is ... "hello ball, how are you today?"

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Pick it up and write "100 east main street..."

 

[SteveR]

The lack of sag is a testiment to excellent engineering........or an excellent surgeon.

 

[jdmorton]

OK, I Go Off To Work and What Falls Out...

...the nuts and knockers! You guys trying to get me fired or something?!? Oh, man, what's a guy to do...good thing I had the page on half-screen

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

But they're squirrel nuts and brass balls and silicone knockers. Practically discovery channel stuff. Maybe the learning channel.

You're doing nothing more than broadening your educational horizons...