Stop! You're Killing Me!

jdmorton · 03-08-2006, 09:23 PM

Hey guys and gals,

This forum is my favorite. Without a doubt, you come up with the funniest comments that I've ever read on the 'net. Sometimes I wonder how you do it so fast. The good-natured banter back and forth between posters is truly amazing. Your avatars are some of the most innovative I've ever seen.

I come to this forum every day (even during work hours). Shh - don't tell the boss. Never mind, I usually end up laughing out loud and he comes around to find out what's so funny. I tell him I'm just getting some pointers on how to improve the office work atmosphere

Keep it up - it helps me while away the hours until I do retire.

justin · 03-09-2006, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by jdmorton

I come to this forum every day (even during work hours). Shh - don't tell the boss. Never mind, I usually end up laughing out loud and he comes around to find out what's so funny. I tell him I'm just getting some pointers on how to improve the office work atmosphere

I won't tell yours if you won't tell mine.

One way to improve the work environment is to remove yourself from it. That way, you're having a great time (doesn't solve your coworkers problems though).

cute fuzzy bunny · 03-09-2006, 11:06 AM

And in case we havent endangered your job yet today, witness...THIS

The pirate big nutsack squirrel!

Isnt it almost time for international talk like a pirate day again? I think I was on posting hiatus last year when it came up...

wallygator69 · 03-09-2006, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Cute n' Fuzzy Bunny

Isnt it almost time for international talk like a pirate day again?* I think I was on posting hiatus last year when it came up...

Is that a wooden leg or are you just glad to see me...

cube_rat · 03-09-2006, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Cute n' Fuzzy Bunny

And in case we havent endangered your job yet today, witness...THIS

The pirate big nutsack squirrel!

Isnt it almost time for international talk like a pirate day again?* I think I was on posting hiatus last year when it came up...

eeewwww! Is that one of *those* rings around his nuts? If so, it's tied around the wrong part of the anatomy

cute fuzzy bunny · 03-09-2006, 11:44 AM

Its an EYE PATCH for crying out loud. Err...a nut patch I mean.

kz · 03-09-2006, 12:21 PM

Thanks alot, bunny. Now I have to wipe down my keyboard.

Please give fair warning next time, ok??

cube_rat · 03-09-2006, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by kz

Thanks alot, bunny. Now I have to wipe down my keyboard.

Please give fair warning next time, ok??

Yeah, I've had to clean off chardonnay spray off of my monitor as result ofreadiing some of the stuff in this forum.

cute fuzzy bunny · 03-09-2006, 12:29 PM

Get a 32" monitor. You can sit pretty far back from it, lay a towel down in front of it, and easily catch any flying liquids up to, and including, spontaneous nasal milk.

maddythebeagle · 03-09-2006, 12:48 PM

wallygator69: I think you will need to post your avatar so we can see it in more detail. 8)

Go down to addtional options when you respond to this thread and you get an attach option.

cube_rat · 03-09-2006, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Cute n' Fuzzy Bunny

Get a 32" monitor.* You can sit pretty far back from it, lay a towel down in front of it, and easily catch any flying liquids up to, and including, spontaneous nasal milk.

I have a 32' already currently being used for a TV. One of these days, I will hook it up to my PC and surf the net from my bed...

cube_rat · 03-09-2006, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by The Beagle Formerly Known as Maddy

wallygator69: I think you will need to post your avatar so we can see it in more detail. 8)

Go down to addtional options when you respond to this thread and you get an attach option.

Ah, wallygator is another boob woman enthusiast

cute fuzzy bunny · 03-09-2006, 02:24 PM

Poor wally, thats the second or third request for his golfer avatar...

Show me a man that isnt a boob enthusiast, and I'll show you the actor for Brokeback Mountain II...

Cool Dood · 03-09-2006, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Cute n' Fuzzy Bunny

Poor wally, thats the second or third request for his golfer avatar...

Show me a man that isnt a boob enthusiast, and I'll show you the actor for Brokeback Mountain II...

True, but they don't all have to be so f**kin' BIG......

cute fuzzy bunny · 03-09-2006, 02:31 PM

Are you saying you dont like boobs? Hmmmm?

Cool Dood · 03-09-2006, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Cute n' Fuzzy Bunny

Are you saying you dont like boobs? Hmmmm?

Don't be silly. Anyway, what is this, some kind of McCarDDDyism? The Silicone Inquisition?

By the way, was it intentional that they made the word sound so accurate -- "silly cone"? .....

cube_rat · 03-09-2006, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Cool Dood

Don't be silly. Anyway, what is this, some kind of McCarDDDyism? The Silicone Inquisition?

By the way, was it intentional that they made the word sound so accurate -- "silly cone"? .....

Actually in wallygator's case, we're talking McCarFFFyism

Nords · 03-09-2006, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by The Beagle Formerly Known as Maddy

wallygator69: I think you will need to post your avatar so we can see it in more detail.

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Originally Posted by Cute n' Fuzzy Bunny

Poor wally, thats the second or third request for his golfer avatar...

Geez, guys, fire up your creativity for a Google search... Wally actually picked a fairly G-rated version of the keywords I used.

cube_rat · 03-09-2006, 04:31 PM

Those can't be real

I suspect someone got carried away with photoshop

cute fuzzy bunny · 03-09-2006, 04:33 PM

yeah, but...we dont care!

03-08-2006, 09:23 PM	#1
jdmorton Recycles dryer sheets Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 69	Stop! You're Killing Me! Hey guys and gals, This forum is my favorite. Without a doubt, you come up with the funniest comments that I've ever read on the 'net. Sometimes I wonder how you do it so fast. The good-natured banter back and forth between posters is truly amazing. Your avatars are some of the most innovative I've ever seen. I come to this forum every day (even during work hours). Shh - don't tell the boss. Never mind, I usually end up laughing out loud and he comes around to find out what's so funny. I tell him I'm just getting some pointers on how to improve the office work atmosphere Keep it up - it helps me while away the hours until I do retire. __________________ Well, Helen; shall we just go home?

03-09-2006, 11:44 AM	#6
cute fuzzy bunny Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ... Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Losing my whump Posts: 22,527	Re: Stop! You're Killing Me! Its an EYE PATCH for crying out loud. Err...a nut patch I mean. __________________ Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist

03-09-2006, 12:21 PM	#7
kz Recycles dryer sheets Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 254	Re: Stop! You're Killing Me! Thanks alot, bunny. Now I have to wipe down my keyboard. Please give fair warning next time, ok??

03-09-2006, 12:29 PM	#9
cute fuzzy bunny Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ... Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Losing my whump Posts: 22,527	Re: Stop! You're Killing Me! Get a 32" monitor. You can sit pretty far back from it, lay a towel down in front of it, and easily catch any flying liquids up to, and including, spontaneous nasal milk. __________________ Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist

03-09-2006, 12:48 PM	#10
maddythebeagle Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,440	Re: Stop! You're Killing Me! wallygator69: I think you will need to post your avatar so we can see it in more detail. 8) Go down to addtional options when you respond to this thread and you get an attach option. __________________ - Hurry! to the cliffs of insanity!

03-09-2006, 02:24 PM	#13
cute fuzzy bunny Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ... Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Losing my whump Posts: 22,527	Re: Stop! You're Killing Me! Poor wally, thats the second or third request for his golfer avatar... Show me a man that isnt a boob enthusiast, and I'll show you the actor for Brokeback Mountain II... __________________ Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist

03-09-2006, 02:31 PM	#15
cute fuzzy bunny Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ... Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Losing my whump Posts: 22,527	Re: Stop! You're Killing Me! Are you saying you dont like boobs? Hmmmm? __________________ Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist

03-09-2006, 04:31 PM	#19
cube_rat Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,466	Re: Stop! You're Killing Me! Those can't be real I suspect someone got carried away with photoshop __________________ fuzzy? cute?

03-09-2006, 04:33 PM	#20
cute fuzzy bunny Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ... Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Losing my whump Posts: 22,527	Re: Stop! You're Killing Me! yeah, but...we dont care! __________________ Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist