Khan
Gone but not forgotten
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Might have mentioned this before:
Outsourcing your mission statement.
Outsourcing your mission statement.
In my world (emergency medicine) 10 minutes is a long time. We spent 5 hours last night with part of our IT system off-line and the help desk "working on it". They finally gave up and said we would have to wait for the day crew. We limped to the finish line and exited with the comments that it is now a "DSP" (Day Shift Problem).
My favourite IT comment was when we were unable to print prescriptions one night because of a printer failure and were told that there is no one available to fix hardware at night. We were asked if we really needed to print prescriptions for patients "late at night" .
I do hear you though about $ support. Our hardware is outdated and overwhelmed. They are willing to spend money on software though - much of which works poorly. Oh and we will be "updating" to Windows XP service pack 3 mid-July .
DD
Certainly Health IT costs money, lots of money, but as I said you have to keep the system running ALL THE TIME No, a doctor will not wait 10 minutes for you to show up. Even in the classroom IT system no one would wait 10 minutes for a tech to show up and start fixing the system. One way or another you have to keep the systems running and respond, in person or electronically much faster.
American Airlines buying TWA ...
BOA buying Countrywide ...
Both on the verge of bankruptcy and could have had thier assest purchased for pennys. But no, let's pay billions for them instead.
Annual employee surveys. A third-party comes up with 20 questions relevant to all but the actual worker bees. The results are compiled and lo and behold without fail lack of leadership and failure to communicate vision float to the top of the list as serious problem areas. So what does management do? They assemble a committee of worker bees to study the problem, non of whom have the authority to change anything.
Outsourcing your mission statement.
"To satisfy our customers' desires for personal entertainment and information through total customer satisfaction"
I can only hope this was a joke...Found in a municipal water department said:It is our mission to dramatically initiate performance based opportunities as well as to proactively leverage existing quality leadership skills to meet our customer's needs.
It was a 10 minute walk to the location. In a huge building, there is no way to walk faster than that... No computer system works all the time, perfectly.
Had a boss that would call and ask how many new recruits he could expect. If the number wasn't what he wanted to hear he'd say "You know, Keim, a goal should be achievable, but it should make you stretch. I think you can recruit more this week. Stretch. I'm going to call you in about an hour, and I expect you to tell me that you can recruit X number of people this week." This happened weekly, so we soon learned to give him inflated production estimates. Then he'd wonder why the projections he gave his boss were never accurate. When he moved on the new guy couldn't believe how rosy our estimates were. He got burned once by believing them, and reporting them to his boss. After that, he talked with us about giving ACCURATE projections.
Situation: My boss reports to the department head. I am a full-time employee and we're getting a summer intern (who reports to my boss).
Boss: The dept. head is reviewing the list of projects for the intern. Once he's selected the project for the intern, you'll handle the rest of the list.
Me: So basically you're telling me that I'm going to work on the projects that weren't important enough for the summer intern?
Boss: Well, your projects will take longer...
Classic.
I have another one, fresh from the rectum of my employer: "we do not care how much value you add or how far above your supposed peers you might be. You will not be put up for promotion or even a decent raise until you have been here for X years. No, we will not tell you what X is."
So long guys. I have had enough.
... whom we will later hire and make your boss, so that you can train him on his new responsibilities.Translation: you are stuck here so we can kick you longer and harder than we can kick an intern.
Brewer, it's clear that Wall Street needs you back. And now you have even more of what they need.
At this point, I am so mad I am tempted to take my newfound skills and sell them to the highest bidder who wants an employee that will help them play rope-a-dope with the oxygen-wasting bureaucrats who attempt to enforce regulations in between bouts of drooling.
It's interesting how people think we can get good regulatory talent in the USA with low pay, overwork, political abuse, crappy working conditions and minimal technical support.
Don't forget conservative political commentators screeching about gubmint workers making more than the average US worker. Hey morons, most gubmint workers put up with tons of crap and generally are required to have a college degree or better to get the job. And, oh yeah: most could make a lot more in the private sector.
Don't forget conservative political commentators screeching about gubmint workers making more than the average US worker. Hey morons, most gubmint workers put up with tons of crap and generally are required to have a college degree or better to get the job. And, oh yeah: most could make a lot more in the private sector.
You don't think private sector employees put up with tons of crap and need to have a college degree (or better)? And when was the last time you saw a private sector worker with the job security and gold plated pension benefits that come with a government job? Granted the feds have cut back their pension benefits, but the states' programs are way more generous than you will find in any company.
I have yet to read about a private sector worker taking a ton of overtime his last year at work and then spiking his pension for the next +30 years, or "retiring" so he can start drawing his pension but remaining in the same position, thus getting salary+pension simultaneously. There have been several articles about these practices by government employees recently.
The people are you describe are not regulators. I train engineers to be regulators. Virtually none get overtime at either federal or state levels. Their starting salaries are about 20% below industry equivalents.
I was a civil servant for 32 years. Not a dollar of overtime.
You don't think private sector employees put up with tons of crap and need to have a college degree (or better)? And when was the last time you saw a private sector worker with the job security and gold plated pension benefits that come with a government job? Granted the feds have cut back their pension benefits, but the states' programs are way more generous than you will find in any company.
I have yet to read about a private sector worker taking a ton of overtime his last year at work and then spiking his pension for the next +30 years, or "retiring" so he can start drawing his pension but remaining in the same position, thus getting salary+pension simultaneously. There have been several articles about these practices by government employees recently.