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Old 11-26-2008, 07:23 PM   #41
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Ahhhh, Nords, #29.....well here's another true story along the line of jIMOh's. My son's former girlfriend was studying to be a nurse and interning in the emergency department of the local hospital. A young man about 16 walks in with a golf ball in the strangest of places. Since he was underage, the staff informed him that his parents had to be notified. He begged and pleaded that they not be told butt of course they had to since they carried the insurance on him and it had to be surgically removed. I swear this is true story. Okay now I'll sit here at the keyboard and wait for the wise cracks!
LOL! Was that intended?
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Old 11-26-2008, 07:24 PM   #42
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Ahhhh, Nords, #29.....well here's another true story along the line of jIMOh's. My son's former girlfriend was studying to be a nurse and interning in the emergency department of the local hospital. A young man about 16 walks in with a golf ball in the strangest of places. Since he was underage, the staff informed him that his parents had to be notified. He begged and pleaded that they not be told butt of course they had to since they carried the insurance on him and it had to be surgically removed. I swear this is true story. Okay now I'll sit here at the keyboard and wait for the wise cracks!
the ultimate "hole in one" story they did not give a prize for or write up in the local paper.
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Old 11-26-2008, 07:37 PM   #43
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No FIREdreamer, it was unintentional. I guess it was just on my mind! blush blush
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Old 11-26-2008, 07:52 PM   #44
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I was just watching Jackass 2.5 the other night on FX. The one guy was flying a kite from his butt. Darn kids these days.
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So men are pervy if they go to a store to look at "toys" But its perfectly acceptable for women to get together and its not pervy Im trying to sort this out and understand it correctly...
You know what men I'm talking about...the guys who go to the "adult store" for the movie theatre in the back room. Those guys. Not the run of the mill shoppers, you understand. I'm talking about these guys:
best of craigslist : An Open Letter From Your Local Adult Store Clerk

BTW, the Best of Craigslist might be one of the most alarming yet hilarious places to waste time I've ever discovered, well, besides here.
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BTW, the Best of Craigslist might be one of the most alarming yet hilarious places to waste time I've ever discovered, well, besides here.
Thanks, Sarah, I've bookmarked the best of Craigslist for those times I can't take another finance thread.
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Nurse friend told of a guy who came in with a cucumber up his butt. Said he was gardening and he sat down on it by mistake.
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Old 11-27-2008, 06:24 PM   #48
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My niece just left after the Thanksgiving festivities and the subject of this thread came up. She is a post-op nurse and just took care of a 68 year old man who had surgery to remove a battery powered toothbrush from a place where there are absolutely NO teeth and then last month a twenty year old ruptured his penal inner sanctum with some dry beans that were threaded onto weed-whacker plastic wire. Oh and the battery powered toothbrush was still running. Good thing it wasn't one I saw at Target that plays Hannah Montana songs.
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Even though I don't have a penal inner sanctum, I can almost feel the pain! That thought brings tears to my eyes....
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