Originally Posted by metabasalt
The best I've read from the novelist Carl Hiassen regarding his novel 'Nature Girl:
"I'd always fantasized about tracking down one of these telemarketing creeps and turning the tables -- phoning his house every night at dinner, the way they hassle everybody else. In the novel, my heroine takes it a whole step farther. She actually tricks the guy into signing up for a bogus "ecotour" in Florida, and then proceeds to teach him some manners. Or tries.'"
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This book was hysterical, tho a bit far-fetched. I love Carl Hiassen- Ben Rehder is a close second for off-the-wall tongue-in cheek humor.