"Your report is important to us! Someone will be with you in just... twenty... nine... minutes. Please press "one" to continue in English. Para "dos" por Espanol..."Funny thing happened this summer-- they turned off the billing but forgot to turn off the cable. I have not reported it yet. I feel bad.
Enjoy the karma rebalancing as long as it lasts.
It's a great dose of schadenfreude to watch cable companies do to themselves what they've been doing so well to their customers for so long.