Stop Using Toilet Paper

[braumeister]

When we took our only trip to China, back in 91, it was interesting to see all the various versions of things we were used to, but when DW discovered the toilets in the Beijing McDonald's restaurant (a hole with footprints on either side), she nearly went ballistic.

 

[Orchidflower]

Wow...yeah, I can see why.

 

[braumeister]

Here I sit in clouds of vapors,[/I]
someone stole the toilet paper.
How much longer must I linger,
before I'm forced to use my finger?

There were so many of those. I spent roughly one weekend a month for many years at Boy Scout campgrounds, plus two weeks every summer, and the graffiti was pretty well standardized.

The one I remember best:
Here I sit, broken-hearted
Came to $#!t but only farted.

Similarly:
No matter how you dance
No matter how you prance
The last two drops
Go down your pants

But my absolute favorite one is from a bar in California. On a plaque above the mirror in the men's restroom:

No wonder you always go home alone

 

[packrat44]

Guess one could always use recycled dryer sheets for TP, in a [-]crack[/-] pinch, so to speak !

And if you do, remember not to reuse it in the dryer.