ladelfina
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In Italy, there are 2 kinds of yogurt commercials, one with scantily-clad ladies slurping up a viscous white substance with the tagline "Fatevi l'amore con il sapore" (make love with the flavor) . That's about 10-20%. The vast majority is geared towards (politely) "digestion". They tout their helpful bacteria content (bifidus essensus or whatever) and have people aggressively wiggling their butts to the US tune "Shake, Rattle 'n' Roll".. You're just, I dunno, standing in line at the bank, and you just have to "Shake, Rattle 'n' Roll"! Another one says "do you drink hot water in the morning?" ( I assume a constipation "cure"... superstition or valid, I have no idea...). These digestion-related yogurt ads seem to make up at least a quarter of all ads, of an evening.
Aside from the "digestivi" (liqueurs mentioned in the "liver" post), there are all sorts of "digestion" topics that are open for discussion, even at table! It's very common for people to say "I don't digest that" and everyone somberly nods their heads in comprehension. They'll gladly elaborate if given the opportunity. I'm trying to figure out if this is a face-saving way of saying "I don't like X".. where saying "I don't digest it" gives them a medical out... I never heard of so many digestive problems in the rest of my entire life as I have heard here in just a couple of years.
Again, are these people just nuts? Or do Americans overlook the health role of the digestive system?
Other digestion-related faux pas:
The drinking of cappucino after 10 am or so.. While it's fine, or even encouraged, to have a cappucino or caffe latte in the morning, milk in coffee at lunch or anytime thereafter is a serious no-no. Seem to have to do with the combination of milk and the rest of the stuff that you're eating (which could be, of course, pasta cream sauces or cheese... no matter!). You risk your digestion not following this rule. The milk will curdle in your stomach and cause no end of problems... For the same rationale, they think creamy salad dressings are disgusting, since why would you put milk on the salad, whose role toward the end of the meal is to help you digest.
The meal must follow a certain order.. Antipasti.. THEN Pasta or other "primo". THEN meat. THEN veg./salad. THEN cheese. THEN dessert. THEN fruit. THEN coffee. THEN after dinner drinks.. You can leave things out, but to mix up the order is not done.
Eating spaghetti with meatballs defies all convention.. it's completely unheard of here. You can even go to a Chinese restaurant here and be served rice (eg., fried rice) first, and the rest later!
Strong liquors like grappa are not just pleasant, but are almost a prescription necessity to "aid the digestion". Coffee is never to be taken AFTER the liquors, only before.
Garlic is seen as "hard" on the digestive system, and is used sparingly (forget Vinny Testa's or the Olive Garden). Cayenne pepper, however, is seen as good for the digestion and for the sexual organs. Black pepper seems to be disdained as harmful.
For some ailments, even emotional or psychic ones, a "white diet" is prescribed (as in, not just recommended, but counseled by docs and nutritionists). It's called the "white diet" because everything you eat has to be white. Of course there are the usual things like bread, pasta, rice, potatoes, but meats and fruit/veg are included, as long as they are "white". So fennel is allowed, but not carrots; cauliflower but not broccoli; flounder but not salmon; apples or pears(minus the peel of course) but not cherries or figs; chicken is OK, as are basically any and all cheeses, milk products, onions (not red ones!), and so forth.
At the public schools, you can even stipulate that your kid is given a "white diet" or a "red diet" or a "green diet". I have also heard of a pink diet. Strawberry yogurt, salmon, and...??
Aside from the "digestivi" (liqueurs mentioned in the "liver" post), there are all sorts of "digestion" topics that are open for discussion, even at table! It's very common for people to say "I don't digest that" and everyone somberly nods their heads in comprehension. They'll gladly elaborate if given the opportunity. I'm trying to figure out if this is a face-saving way of saying "I don't like X".. where saying "I don't digest it" gives them a medical out... I never heard of so many digestive problems in the rest of my entire life as I have heard here in just a couple of years.
Again, are these people just nuts? Or do Americans overlook the health role of the digestive system?
Other digestion-related faux pas:
The drinking of cappucino after 10 am or so.. While it's fine, or even encouraged, to have a cappucino or caffe latte in the morning, milk in coffee at lunch or anytime thereafter is a serious no-no. Seem to have to do with the combination of milk and the rest of the stuff that you're eating (which could be, of course, pasta cream sauces or cheese... no matter!). You risk your digestion not following this rule. The milk will curdle in your stomach and cause no end of problems... For the same rationale, they think creamy salad dressings are disgusting, since why would you put milk on the salad, whose role toward the end of the meal is to help you digest.
The meal must follow a certain order.. Antipasti.. THEN Pasta or other "primo". THEN meat. THEN veg./salad. THEN cheese. THEN dessert. THEN fruit. THEN coffee. THEN after dinner drinks.. You can leave things out, but to mix up the order is not done.
Eating spaghetti with meatballs defies all convention.. it's completely unheard of here. You can even go to a Chinese restaurant here and be served rice (eg., fried rice) first, and the rest later!
Strong liquors like grappa are not just pleasant, but are almost a prescription necessity to "aid the digestion". Coffee is never to be taken AFTER the liquors, only before.
Garlic is seen as "hard" on the digestive system, and is used sparingly (forget Vinny Testa's or the Olive Garden). Cayenne pepper, however, is seen as good for the digestion and for the sexual organs. Black pepper seems to be disdained as harmful.
For some ailments, even emotional or psychic ones, a "white diet" is prescribed (as in, not just recommended, but counseled by docs and nutritionists). It's called the "white diet" because everything you eat has to be white. Of course there are the usual things like bread, pasta, rice, potatoes, but meats and fruit/veg are included, as long as they are "white". So fennel is allowed, but not carrots; cauliflower but not broccoli; flounder but not salmon; apples or pears(minus the peel of course) but not cherries or figs; chicken is OK, as are basically any and all cheeses, milk products, onions (not red ones!), and so forth.
At the public schools, you can even stipulate that your kid is given a "white diet" or a "red diet" or a "green diet". I have also heard of a pink diet. Strawberry yogurt, salmon, and...??