Blue Collar Guy
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
This would make it even better:
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/27/nyregion/subway-train-derails-in-manhattan.html
This is my post #13 from the thread, days before this latest incident
I would also recommend a quick ride on the subway during rush hour to Times Square, HOWEVER, i left it off the list because if you get stuck on the train due to a track fire or a derailment you could ruin an entire evening.