Well, thank you one and all. Very nice.
While I am waiting for the package to arrive from TH,
I will now tell my "dog poo" story.
I have had Labradors for years. I usually live out in the country,
and so never bothered to pick up after my dogs. I love dogs, but not that much. Anyway, I had a neighbor who was a little nutty about big dogs, whether
they did anything naughty or not. One morning my lab made a large
deposit at the edge of his yard (half acre - way out
in the boondocks). I guess he was observing us because when
I came out later I found the entire "pile" on the hood of my Miata convertible. I was getting ready to move away
and said (to myself) "Ahhhhhhhhhh, we could just let this go" (A Rodney King moment "Can't we all just get along?"). You know, I just couldn't do it. I picked up
the evidence and "returned to sender", starting
his day with about a pound of Labrador manure stuck under his nose. He never liked my dog and now her stock was really dropping. We decided to scat.
That's the straight poop.
NOTE This has nothing whatsoever to do with ER.
John Galt