stepford
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
A thing with older cyclists is to "ride your birthday" - i.e. go X miles the day you turn X. My wife was game to turn this into a little adventure, so a couple of days ago we rode our bikes 66 miles up the California coast to Santa Barbara and stayed at a hotel on the beach. Since we're more lazy than crazy we took the train back home (a pleasant hour and a half on the Pacific Surfliner). All in all one of the nicer birthday presents she's ever given me.