air conditioning

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Eh, our "expensive but we smile and say hello a lot" supermarket only hires skinny teenage girls with big hair and lots of makeup. My neighbors daughter is one of them. I always get "Hi Mr. Bunny! Can I take your groceries out to the car for you? "

You cant beat that. Well...maybe if I wasnt referred to as MR bunny...

Speaking of bacon, went to my dads house today so he could [-]corrupt[/-] play with his grandson. Opening his fridge I found both a package of good dry cure bacon AND right next to it a package of oscar meyer precooked bacon.

Its good to see that your dad is prepared for immediate-need bacon emergencies. I do however have to teach him about baking an entire pound of bacon in the oven on a cookie sheet.

 

[M Paquette]

... some sort of animals that were more likely killed on the hoof by microwaves than cooked by them?

Sail chicken!

"Request permission to raise and lower masts as necessary and rotate and radiate on the radar in preparation for dinner."

To get back on topic, it only tastes like bacon in some ports...