Well its four thumbs down for Dell and this system is being returned for credit. Last time I'll buy a dell product.
After navigating numerous phone system hell lines, I was disconnected twice while reading order numbers or giving my phone number. The third time I gave my phone number for a return call and explained that I had been hung up on. The guy said there was absolutely no way I could get a replacement with the right parts in it, that i would have to return the system and then find and order a new one from the outlet. I asked for a supervisor and was put on hold for 15 minutes and then disconnected.
I finally got through to a customer care specialist who said she had 'broad powers'. Unfortunately she confirmed that they had no way to exchange a system and upgrade anything. It would be the same configuration as what I have now. No offers of any upgrade to make up for the mess, no offers of any discount to keep the machine I have.
She offered me one other option. To send me back to the people who kept disconnecting me (sounded like another country, probably something wrong with their phone line interconnect), and she said if I mentioned things like better business bureau or attorney generals office, I might eventually get escalated to the executive office, who might send me what I actually bought.
I decided that waiting all weekend for customer care to be in the office, spending an hour on the phone fruitlessly, and already having wasted several days loading this system with apps and data was all the time I was going to spend. It sounded like if I was willing to spend an hour threatening people I might just get what I originally bought. <GONG>
UPS will come by to pick it up tomorrow, at least there is no dollar cost to me at all.
What a complete and total waste of time, and a tour de force example of how completely horrifying customer service has become.
I officially retract every Dell recommendation I've ever made.