Best Title for Being Retired?

[frayne]

Why would you semi-retire from the porn star profession?
Did you simply get tired of the same old grind day-after-day?

Shrinkage with old age.

 

[Tailgate]

I proudly say 'retired'...

not titles, but a couple of great visuals..

 

[davismills]

I tell everyone that I'm Self-Unemployed.

 

[chief04010]

I'm not quite there yet, but when I get there I'm going to tell people I'm a workaholic in recovery.

 

[ExFlyBoy5]

Lots of good titles here..but not sure how to get them all on a single business card!! Ha!!

And yes, I will still carry business cards...I have learned that they are quite convenient when you need to exchange contact information. Although, my "personal" card has only my name, e-mail and phone number on it. No titles though. I am looking forward to burning my "official w*rk" business cards in 36 more w*rk days though!

 

[David1961]

Plant manager. In charge of watering the houseplants around the house.

 

[John Galt III]

And of course, the venerable "Slacker".

 

[Walt34]

Poster child for La-Z-Boy.

 

[MichaelB]

Actually, I don't want to be called anything at all. Not being noticed at all has lots of advantages.

That said, there's a certain charm in this one...

And of course, the venerable "Slacker".

 

[Palmtree]

Since there is a pension involved and I plan on travel......how about "remittance man"?

 

[cranberryjoe]

Funemployed

 

[robertf57]

I've always liked:
"Bum... and very good at it"

 

[Greg V]

Man of Leisure

 

[seraphim]

Successfully Unemployed


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[Moscyn]

Retired! And it is certainly not a boring title. Last time I mentioned this title in a group social meeting, they all said they are envious ESP when I still look young and energetic.


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[FUEGO]

"A man of small but independent means"

"Chief Awesome Officer" - I actually use that for my facebook occupation.