Great thread to read... nothing intelligent to add, but triggered one of the fondest, funniest moments in my life...
Back in the 70's, received an invite (w/ free gift offer)to a new lake property sale... a development with homes to be built on the shore... timeshare homes. Big meeting room 40 people sitting at tables... waiting, waiting, waiting... half hour, and a few people got up to go...
Suddenly... from the four corners of the room 20 salesmen come bursting out, to the blare of music... each salesman grabbing a couple, and saying... loudly... "Come one with me.... We're gonna have FUN!....
Hustled into his car for a whirlwind half hour tour of the lake sites, and a quick trip into one of the three model homes... (nothing else built yet).
Back to the main building for a very intense sales presentation by your (private) sales person... Ours was really great... He actually cried and talked about his wife and children and how this was his last chance to be successful...
With the final "No... sorry" we were ushered into the main office... White haired gentleman in a Palm Beach suit and wearing a huge Rolex... Pressure... like no one should ever have to go through... all but Hell and Damnation... then finally... turned over to the guy whose job it as to user us out.
Back door... leading to the parking lot where our car was parked close by, down about 5 steps...
The salesman is waving goodbye... red face and obviously mad... we're in the car and backing out when DW... stops.... Opens the window and says to the guy.... HEY!!! What about our free gift?
Smoke pours out his ears... face even redder... and he goes back into the building, and comes out with this 35MM camera in a box... and...
Honest to goodness... from15 feet away, throws the camera into our car through the open window... missing DW by inches and going into the back seat... turns on his heel and back in to the office.
We laughed for hours... and to this day, the mere mention of the event brings us to tears...
Sorry for the interruption, but thanks for the memories!