I am about to inherit $7.5 million!

[ls99]

Mr. Li is missing the letter e after the i.

 

[Walt34]

Some guy named Fisher keeps sending me envelopes offering to manage my money so that I'll be financially secure. He must be really good at it, because the envelopes are really big.

We must be on the same [-]sucker[/-] mailing list. In a way it's a bit flattering that he thinks I'm rich enough to justify the expense of sending those envelopes (I get about one a year) but OTOH a bit insulting to realize that he thinks I'm dumb enough to take him up on the offer.